So basically you are just solidifying that New Jersey is just a land of Boats 'N Hoes.

Nice!

Did I just see Wild Turkey in a can?

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I know that a-hole.

I'll pass. I couldn't understand the words that were coming out of his mouth.

ohhai

Strange. It was like the headline/story equivalent of this.

Ooh... can we get that little hair flapping in the corner too?

I DO NOT UNDERSTAND!!!!!!

For instance: whenever I say "Allah" does the phone record everything and send it to the NSA?

This is probably just a dumb questions but why don't phones just have the ability to just 'tune in' like an old school radio? Why does everything have to be set to a certain frequency?

Unless it's porn I don't want to hear Sandra Bullock making those noises for 2 hours.

That's right, buddy. You show that turd who's boss.

Growler? Where come from that refers to a big shit.

He also gets to still be alive. So he has that going for him.

Yes, YES! Come one, come all! Come young, come old! Come, witness the miracle of Professor Fernsnaggle's Magic Morrocan Cacti Elixir!

That 65 year old woman's name was Abby someone.