I think a lot of people have a bit of young Charlie Sheen in them.

All my friends know the low rider.

Yeah.... I call BS.

People 'read' porn? Slowest. Fap. Ever.

Regular hanger. Just go in from the bottom.

Define "food".

Give me the key!

Okay. But why the picture of Sally Jessy Raphael?

And call it Goo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-loogle.

I'll just call it Challenger and say that it's a taste explosion!

Data vs 2yo. Fight!

Happy New Year!

Was it consensual? The bfd.

? How is this really any different aesthetically?

You just doubled my productivity!

I'll steal your bitcoins then kidnap your imaginary friend!!!

Take one away and you have 99 luft.

"Microsoft-owned Linux servers"

Or this.

Either one looks like they'd be more than content with a face full of c%$k so I don't care if they used an ol'-timey in one hand and a flat of flash powder in the other. I'd fap.