Me too. I also love how they always claim their dicks are like 11 inches or something. Sure, dude, sure.

Or just find a sport that isn’t 12 minutes of play surrounded by 2 hours of commercials.

I wait until I’m asked for a dick pic, because I was raised right, I’m old-fashioned, I’m a gentleman.

What is it with guys and dick pics? It’s like their go to move. Even if I’m having a sassy chat, my instinct would never be to send a picture of ny genitalia. And wtf a high school student? So so so gross.

You took your apology to 11.

My comments to Cylontater expressed my personal beliefs. My regret is that my comments and the public way I made them painted Spinal Tap in an unfair light. My respect for the band and my bandmates remains unconditional.

How dare you attack a Bowling Green Survivor! Have you no morals, sir?

“I wasn’t concerned about white supremacy until white supremacists attacked me by name for marrying a Jewish man.” If that’s not genuine concern, I don’t know what you’re looking for, especially when the follow up is, “Well, I’m certainly not going to say anything about this incredibly offensive thing in public. Why,…

I’m confused. If these men are so “weak” and unable to control themselves around a teenager, then why are they in power in the first place? Shouldn’t that exempt them from being put into such positions if they can’t stop getting their dicks out and snapping pics?

Ashley is the greatest.

This. I prefer sex workers to women who marry for money, position and power. Sex workers are more honest and straightforward about what they are.

This will make Space-X a very profitable venture, as we would all chip in to strap the likes of Woods et. al. to rockets.

I miss Gawker.

The only way in which I pity Eric Trump is that he has to look into his father’s melting, fleshy face every day and see his own future. The resemblance must be depressing.

More like Murphy Blind, am I right?

At this point, I’m offended by the concept of “Free Melania”. Not just from the standpoint of her having promulgated the birther theory on The View, but that bitch has never been free—she had a price tag on her ass from the start.

“He was a good looking guy... and a douche.”

It’s hilarious that he tries to end it on a “positive” note, saying that he really liked Armie Hammer as an actor... (I’m sure he’s *thrilled*)

My God. That smug face needs punching.