I remember the episode airing, and what a big deal it was for my [very closeted] high school friends. I remember fellow classmates being absolutely awful about the show, about Ellen, about having “gayness” forced on them or whatever.

Hopefully someone will video and post to Youtube. But, yeah, it would be fucking awesome to argue with this fuckhead. I’d pay the money and take an F for that chance.

If Ron Paul actually reads the likely syllabus (Welles, Orwell, Huxley, Chrichton, Atwood), how could he go back to work with the people he works with? Like his own senior senatorial partner, the human-turtle hybrid?

a glorious Picasso of contradictions

People attending the Ja Rule-organized event have complained of a lack of food, while headliner Blink-182 has pulled out.

WHY ISN’T THIS BEING TALKED ABOUT HERE:

Schmuck Dynasty?

He’s already got the ending to the book written in his mind:

Both turn women into sex objects. The one because he talks about (and likely does) grab their sexual parts, and the other because he cannot even fathom spending time with a woman *without* it being sexual in nature (and therefore disloyal to his wife).

That’s not being faithful. That’s being insulting to women.

I’ll be honest, my grandfather had that exact same jacket and physique. It is the official uniform of the “I think I was a badass back in the day” brand of Old Man. At least G.W. Bush was actually an aviator (cowardly dodging actual combat not withstanding). (My gramps was a ball turret gunner whose plane was shot…

Too late, for that is indeed the very name of my barbershop quartet.

He’s Cotton Hill, with valium and shins.

Below, Pictured: A man who filmed a sextape with Scott Stapp, a man who routinely sang about raping teenage girls, and Sarah Palin - who is by far the least objectionable person in this picture.

If the leather jacket is tight enough you’ll get this arm pit extension that makes you look more like a hulking, true blooded American.

“I thought it was important that people on the other side of the DMZ see our resolve in my face.”

stopping by to say that Conniving Sex Hypnotists would be a great band name

To be fair, he looks pretty manly for a guy who has never made a woman cum.

I don’t know what’s worse, the fact that this guy calls his wife Mother and refuses to treat women like equal humans and not conniving sex hypnotists lusting over his protuberance, or that he’s playing second fiddle to Donald Fucking Trump.