Shit, maybe we should try a joke woman candidate for president next time.

the comments should be interesting

Black girls.

#BlackGirlMagic is a great concept regardless of who created it, but I’d like to see it applied to all black girls, by those who wield it.

Privileged?

This whole thing is exhausting and silly. Like so many corporate decisions meant to bolster their image, instead of thinking of it all as something to be shared, they all have to jump to own it, brand it, monetize it, control it.

Fuck all of you Social Justice Warriors. Tarzan was about a white man who is raised by apes.

I’d probably pay to see a comedy about somebody (probably played by Jonah Hill, Keegan-Michael Key, or T.J. Miller) sent back in time to stop Ray J and Kim from making their sex tape to save the world from a future of Donald Trump. It would no doubt be more entertaining than another Transformers movie.

and Trump might never become a president.

Just imagine... if Kim’s sextape had never been released, then this would never have happened.

Trump will make it a national holiday soon.

This does mean that Aaron is looking for a new beard. You interested?

Tom Riddle would have been a little more clever than to “forget” meetings he’s required to disclose. He certainly would have cast an Obliviate spell first and foremost on anyone who were to ask about said meetings. Then he would probably resort to using one of the Unforgivable Curses to cover his tracks.

I mean, how is this even a question. Of course it’s deliberate.

Kushner looks like the victim Sam and Dean would talk to at the start of the episode and then find out at the half hour mark that he’s actually the monster of the week and then they spend five minutes killing him. Then they have a heartfelt boy moment and get back into Baby and drive off while Midnight Rider plays.

The boners that these attacks gave McCain and Lindsey Graham will protect Trump for another three months.

I woke up at 4.30 this morning for no reason and couldn’t go back to sleep. I’ve been a sleepy grumpy zombie all day. Now I’m fucking WIRED and nervous and refreshing Google news like I’m a rat and the button fires a bolt straight to the pleasure center of my tiny rodent brain (it doesn’t, the button brings no…

What’s stronger than xanax? coma?

I’LL TAKE THREE.