Here’s hoping Cardi finds some new dick.

No such thing as too old or too young for these people.

Miguel got hitched! Or at least a wedding license.

IM DRUNK AND I WILL LEGIT BUY A PIG RIGHT NOW FIGHT ME

Nah, this is exactly the time of year to dress up and show us who you really are.

EVERYONE GIVE UP. JUST STOP IT ALREADY.

fuck.

Paying to sit next to a walking infectious pustule for dinner can’t be appealing for many.

Would you use John Mayer’s number?

2018 seems like it hits a bit harder in my opinion.

Its gross.

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As a black woman currently rocking a ‘fro, I can 10000% confirm this is not an afro. 

FTFY

you realize you’re replying to a two year old comment right?

John “David Duke Cock” Mayer is talking about his sex life again.