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Cylontater: Bowling Green Survivor
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As someone who has never watched this show, never will, and cheered when I heard it was going to end, this is the content I need.

La Croix-casians

Loved the article last year but I am really here for the shit in the greys.

C.K. can still get fucked in the ear.

the fuck? I missed that one.

IF YOU DON’T WANT HIM MORE FOR ME.

“I would just like to emphasize how grateful I am for this process, and now I get to go on my merry choking women almost to death way ”

Wilmer seems to leave a path of destruction everywhere he goes, so good on him if he’s helping her but...

DUDE WTF GET OUT OF HERE WHY WOULD YOU PUT THAT THOUGHT IN MY HEAD OMG WTF

“I never thought he would get married to a royal. He’s a charming boy and all that but not the most intelligent and I would never have thought this would happen.”

and there goes breakfast

Yeah, I’m done already today.

My grandmother’s name is Hazel. Ya’ll waaay late.

She should have never said anything in the first place.

Nicki has been messy as hell lately, at least she’s being consistent. 

Norm Macdonald continuing to saying shitty things is the least surprising part of 2018.