Ambien is the original Red Pill.

Isn’t Brody one of the good children?!?!

DID ANYONE FUCKING PROOFREAD THAT LETTER????????????????????

I’m very familiar with the bar that where Tomato Lasagna got water hurled at her and feel the need to spend my money there exclusively.

Yeah, I’m not mad at PTC for this. I watched season one and it was hard to get through.

“If someone wants to spend any time thinking I’m strange for loving the most spectacular person on the planet, then that’s their problem,” she says. “I’m doing just fine.”

I’ll just be here waiting for the next time he’s exposed for the racist shit stain he is.

As someone who played badminton in a different HS in St. Paul I can tell you that Johnson has ALWAYS been scary good.

I was actually interested in why Amy Adams is an asshole but I guess you’re just a fucking asshole.

Really?

I fell asleep watching Arrival.

The thought of having 4 kids in 5 years makes my vagina want to seal up, but you do you Hilaria.

I love this show.

And we all know the only thing more exciting than a royal wedding is a royal divorce.

I am sorry sourry for my selfish comments and I humbly ask for your forgiveness.

SAMANTHA MARKLE I SWEAR TO GOD SHUT THE FUCK UP.