SAMANTHA MARKLE I SWEAR TO GOD SHUT THE FUCK UP.

Kinja ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I cannot wait to get up at 4AM Saturday and watch this shitshow wedding (congrats to the happy couple or whatever)

Welp, guess I really don’t need to see it now.

because his dick is small.

How the fuck did you get out of the greys?

How YOU doin’ Tim Chung?

You poor, unfortunate soul. I feel terrible for your tastebuds and your other questionable food preferences.

BANANA????????????

Definitely team fuck popsicles.

“Grimes said this was the first time in three years that anyone understood the joke. They were both poking fun at AI.”

Rihanna just did that.

Keep being awesome Dwanye.

OMG how could I forget the damn bra???

Shoes are terrible.