with the talented Katie Holmes

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPE. Stay in the fucking Hamptons Lauer.

He’s 84.

Oh, THAT’S who he is? I fucking hate that song and now I can see I am right to.

I miss the Obamas so much.

That’s not surprising to me since I get why people like Cardi but I don’t get why Fallon is still a thing.

I’m just gonna sit here stunned that Bernie knows who Cardi B even is.

I did it on iTunes.

I pre-ordered this shit last month, I cannot wait.

huh

That one STILL kills me, but I think it’s either Jason Sudeikis or Michael Fassbender

I understand that it doesn’t MATTER who the father of Mindy Kaling’s baby is but it also WOULDN’T SURPRISE ME if it were B.J.

Asking Khloe’s former-step-half-brother (or whatever you call him) for comment is basically the equivalent of asking me.

So, Cash Me Outside girl is still a thing huh

please elaborate.

I hate Wendy Williams.

45 MILLION AMERICAN DOLLARS???

 If it’s not one thing it’s another, amirite? whispers Kris Jenner to herself, softly, while counting her money.