OMG. OMG. OMG. OMG.

I’m really happy I have tomorrow off so I can say I saw this awfulness with my own eyes, if only once.

“Congratulations Scott and Sophia!”

I wasn’t a huge fan of Chrissy Tiegan until I followed her on Twitter. She’s funny and just won me over.

It can be both.

This is all so dumb for so many reasons. I hate it all yet I’m all over it like:

Ugh, I didn’t see this. Thank you!

NOT ONE METNION THAT KYLIE JENNER IS PREGNANT???? I NEED SOMEWHERE TO VENT ABOUT THIS NONSENSE FFS.

I’m in favor of the bloody lip method myself.

Dicks are funny, but not for children.

Thank you.

Saunders added that her role as a “high ranking government official” should preclude her from having to submit to a deposition.

No Manson. Justin Bieber is an asshole and I’m disappointed you’re backtracking calling him an asshole.

“I made mistakes, there’s no question. Some of them I tried to own very publicly,”

Clarissa Needs to STFU.

I’ll stay in the Thelma and Louise car over taking this fucking bill thank you very much.

Same boat. There’s people on Facebook that don’t know my ex and I broke up two years ago. In fact, when his mother passed away a few weeks ago, his aunts reached out to me asking me why he hadn’t gotten a hold of them (he’s a cowardly pos, that’s why) and I had to explain that I don’t keep tabs on him anymore and his…

So Ryan Phillippe is truly a dick confirming what I knew in HS that his character in Cruel Intentions was irredeemable before he died and whatsherface was better off with his diary and his car.

Jen’s laugh-cry perfectly accompanied that Hillary quote.

I could make a giant dick collage out of the dick pics I used to get.