Blac Chyna wants to rap now.

No, just a weird inside joke. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I’m a her, fyi

I do not know if you heard, but with Cuba, I had 84 percent, with the Cuban-American vote. But overall generally, I had well over 30 percent and everyone was shocked to see this. I understand the community and they understand me, and I have a great respect for the Mexican people.”

the secret to a “happy marriage,” and she said, “Alcohol, sex — lots of sex.”

omfg this is a terrible idea.

so it’s possible his previous owners were overfeeding him

Good.

Kim Kardashian’s Businesses Can’t Stop Getting Sued  

I CAN FINALLY ANSWER NO TO ONE OF THESE! THANK FUCKING GOD!

IT’S ALL JUST SO FUNNY!!

lol this is such a bad idea.

MY FEATHER IS FUCKING TIMELESS DAMNIT.

OLENNA TYRELL DROPPED THE MIC ON THAT DEATH SCENE!

So, badly placed tattoos just fucking everywhere is a trend that’s not going away huh? Her arms look terrible*.

Melania sits and waits...

Loyalty is my favorite song right now.

34 and I haven’t done shit really. Some traveling.

HAHAHAHAHHAHAAA.

that donut taco made me irrationally angry.