I totally forgot Kevin Federline was a person that existed.

Everyone knew this was a farce. Megyn is nothing without her boomer age white middle class base and they are certainly not following her to NBC from Fox.

i’m so tired.

“My hat,” Shelton grumbles in the video. In the background, a high-pitched voice exclaims, “Yeah!” Four seconds later I hear, “My hat” again. Then, “Yeah!”

He is a monster and this is a travesty.

Every time this happens it hurts so much.

Good.

Ted Cruz’s children openly hate him and I respect that. The Trump’s could learn a thing or two.

So Mathers basically did this

god damnit take your star and leave.

Gwen spent a few thousand on new lingerie too, she’s planning to totally blow his mind and make it the best birthday ever

When I asked people their thoughts on climate change, everyone had the same answer. They said it doesn’t matter what’s causing it.

Huh. Nicole Kidman is me.

Now let’s hope the SC won’t hear the case.

I really hope Constand gets justice and Cosby is convicted.

and dramatically belts, “I”m coming out,” before stopping, “No, wait, no…”

Vincente Fox Quesada wins the internet today.

all of me is frowning.

Ivanka is as vile as her father in a much nicer looking package.