I can’t help but picture Ben living someplace here:

“Every woman wants to be attractive enough to be raped. It’s like the pinnacle of male desire, when he can’t stop no matter what.”

Whether or not their first dance was to Des’ree’s“Kissing You” has yet to be confirmed.

Loved her for years.

Good.

I had an armpit sucked out, which was one of the best things

LOVE HER! My mother and I still watch Terms of Endearment and cry like babies

Who?

SOOOO...what’s your address again?

I smoked weed the entire month of April so I got Miley covered.

*pops in, scans grays*

that movie is 🚮

he was terrible in it and so was everyone else in it and this was the best part of the whole movie:

but it was so bad omg

Here’s Pitt on whether he’s going through a mid-life crisis:

Fuck you Jones. I’m black and that’s been an established fact you fucking troll. FOH.

SUSAN:

God, I bet he’s never hated his name more.

It totally did.

This is exactly how I wanted to start my morning: