If you can afford that, you can afford humans to clean it.

With you on your sentiment (ugh, Boebert, ugh), but I’m gonna reluctantly be that guy who reminds everyone that Jesus’s skydaddy gave us the label “abominations” to describe people who wear clothing that doesn’t reflect the genitals the skydaddy gave them.

Love your work, now get out.

I know a guy who has a cousin whose friend turned gay after using an electronic voting machine.

“grooming” children (whatever that means)

The Republicans are losing their minds over anything and everything Disney-related these days because Disney has officially been deemed by them as being “too woke” now and “grooming” children (whatever that means). This movie checks all the Republican-rage checkmarks, especially since Ariel is played by a black person.

Imagine being this worked up over an imaginary character in a kid’s movie.

Nah, it flips up so it will clear that stuff off. Great when you also want to end parties but people won’t take the hint. 

“Again, I am vehemently against banging kids-I can’t believe how many times I’ve had to say that just sitting in this chair.”

Nimrata “Nikki” Randhawa Haley, the fascists you have willingly joined will not stop at trans people. The only way they can claim the power they (and you) crave is by demonizing different people and stoking irrational fear in the ignorant. They start with the weaker, smaller groups and then work their way up to…

That was my thought. Arrested for what?

Plus any member of the anti-science crowd saying “this is a biological fact”.

If a room full of elementary school students getting shot up (twice) didn’t do it, this certainly won’t.

I mean its a young white girl got shot, surprised that there hasn’t been a large” we are the world” style event to kick off gun policy changes. truly end times.

Good April Fools: “McDonald’s to replace fries with tater tots.”

Oh please yes let's get a trans dude with a self-deprecating sense of humor to say the quiet part loud about guns as penis substitutes!

We need a trans person to snag a sponsorship deal with a gun manufacturer. That’ll get all the wingnuts to get rid of their guns.

I knew a guy who used to work at a buffet. He referred to the clientele as “cattle”.

You know what I hate more than the changes since the move to the new channel? The hatred dripped all over any and all changes.