I know it’s VERY unlikely (but everything has a nonzero chance of happening!), but how awesome would it be if that Trump took Pence down with him and we get President Pelosi to finish out the term?

This ends with rivers of blood. There is no going back now. 

what a tiny crowd. barely anyone there. 

I’ll be honest that I didn’t know what it was (although I inferred bad). That video exceeded expectations. Spectacular. I would very much like to see Cardi do that to Tomi. Very very very much. 

I was thinking, as I read the tweets about this, where I was 10 years ago on this date...

I love how some white person on ONTD was like, “wtf does dog walk mean” and someone immediately responded with this

Failing upwards while telling everyone else to eat bootstraps, is a core GOP value.

I would say ‘Mexico is going to pay for it,’ obviously, I never said this

I re-read this a few times and now I have suffered an aneurysm

It’s all good - a very stable genius says they’re all Democrats, anyway

For the low paid agents at the New York airports and I am sure for those at other high cost of living areas, many of them have long, difficult commutes that can also be expensive. Talk about adding insult to injury.

Yup, I have my issues with the TSA (an agency that doesn’t need to exist, if you ask me) but if they ain’t getting paid then I support them in saying they ain’t gonna work. Don’t work for free, folks.

Now how many times have I told you not to call here and INTERRUPT my kung fu!?!

Oh my god. This immediately brought to mind the scene in Kill Bill where the hospital attendant had been assaulting her while she was in her coma and just jesus fucking christ. This poor woman.

the GOP response

‘There’s no way the woman in that video is 39 unless they are counting in possum years.’

I was hoping the birdbox thing was going to make it in the Clapback Mailbag. My white brethren never disappoint!

Wow. So out of curiosity I just looked at the grays because I wondered why there were so many so fast. Holy shit. I assume every Root post gets bombarded with that crap everytime? 

Sooooo they could find next of kin to notify of death but NOT find them to notify in jail ..got it

• Lock her up, that’s right. Yeah, that’s right, lock her up! I’m going to tell you what, it’s unbelievable, it’s unbelievable. If I did a tenth, a tenth, of what she did, I would be in jail today.