9. Just smart enough to know they’re not smart and angry about it.

Oh please, Omarosa, you’d go back and work for that dumbass in a heartbeat if he asked you to.

He has been noticeably worse since being elected, and I believe the decline is accelerating. In any other president, this behavior would have led to invoking the 25th Amendment by now, but not with this Cabinet of co-conspirators.

she “realized that something real and serious was going on in Donald’s brain.” To which I say: no shit!

Trump may very well be in mental decline, but as far as I know, grabbing women by the pussy and calling immigrants animals are not symptoms of age; they are caused by being a rich white asshole.

This is me reading that they won’t accept written testimony

And the fucked up thing is that Republicans actually DID have Obama Derangement Syndrome. How else do you explain the vitriol that they spewed on a daily fucking basis? They LITERALLY claimed that all the positive economic news WERE LIES. That the under 5% unemployment rate was ACTUALLY FORTY PERCENT? That the…

Aiding and Abetting charges (to me) seem to be over applied, though apparently only for Black, Latino and really poor white people.

Holy Saltines! Those crackers came out of the same box.

All privileged white douchebros look the same to me.

They could be twins

I want him to keep tweeting while the DoJ is watching.

“Oh my stars! Where is my fainting couch?”

Twitter can fuck off too for continuing to give this maniac a microphone.

“Jeez,” gasped Republican Senator Susan Collins

> “Those comments are totally inappropriate,” she added. “The president should not be talking about the investigation at all.”

How about the probe into whether or not Trump has been trying to influence the investigation? Judge, I’d like to call your attention to the following comments made by the President....

Oh, So Mo’Nique is the black, female Donald Trump.

Funny, I don’t recall Barr jumping in to defend Mo’Nique at any point during the whole Netflix conspiracy.

I don’t need Mo’Nique’s opinion. Seriously. I don’t have to watch Roseanne do anything. She hasn’t been funny in nearly 25 years (and she wasn’t funny than, it was the writers).