Thanks for writing this article, but I couldn’t finish reading it. My brain broke trying to parse this man’s logic about 3 paragraphs in. I need to lie down...

give me insanely plush velour, or gtfo

Obvious answer is obvious:

FI3R0

Though this is going to wreck hell on people at car auctions 30 years from now arguing over VIN coding and whether certain options were factory.

Who is the audience for this car?????? 

Deep down in places they don’t like to talk about at parties, they want her in that seat. They need her in that seat! You use words like “racist,” “xenophobe,” and “Islamophobe.” They use them as the backbone of a life spent defending their power structure.

Maxima and Altima have overlapped since the 2002 Altima refresh. It hasn’t made sense in a long time.

I find solace in you Michael. I find solace in your ability to spread the mantle of your comphensive grasp of intellectual property, and your skills in communicating your disdain for the slew of racist lying, willfully ignorant lemming-like white people that populate our United States of America.

Ah, so we’ve reached the “I have a black friend, and here’s what he has to say” stage of the game.

Op: doesn’t want to make a poor life choice

“You are a security guard at a hospital. You encounter someone in hospital wear who says he’s a patient.”

There were multiple accusations of rape and assault against the tangerine menace before he was elected. Is she supposed to do the outrage dance for every additional count? Particularly when she’s attempting to negotiate a bill to ensure kids in detention get medical care and supplies so they quit dying in ICE…

Why is she even being asked about this? There is nothing congress can do about a crime that occurred so long ago the statute of limitations has expired.

I would rather she do her fucking job right now, rather than have a sound bite prepared for every crime and offense that Trump has committed. The list of which is so…

That’s what I could find in my area...

As an overly optimistic Twins fan, I choose to spin this article as the Orioles being a team of fine pitchers who have fallen victim to an unprecedented offensive juggernaut.

This is so true. I have been researching how once upon a time white wealthy, people considering the Irish and Italians immigrants as “non-white” and white politicians campaigned on kicking them out the country or segregating them.

Then bottle her up some of the Flint Reserve and let her two hand that shit like a gerbil.  Ain’t like it’s gonna do any more damage...

Beyond that, a company will always choose to pay a benefit rather than a wage to avoid payroll tax, workers comp, general liability... all based on wages. Even if they can’t take a deduction, they will avoid other expenses. For the employee, I’m not certain if the benefit gets taxed at the same rate as simple income.…

My wife of 16 years and mother to our three boys is an only child. I’m going to go call her a fraud and a bad leader and report back my findings.

NPR story on student debt - 28 y-o subject has 200k in student debt and just got laid off from her job as a - wait for it - SOCIAL WORKER! Who the hell was advising her and who the hell thought she should take out loans that would equal 1000% times what she would make in a year? (Hyperbole - but not by much). 

Joe Jackson, on the other hand...thirsty as fuck.