Don’t forget the Catholics - I mean if there was ever a group that can’t be trusted. Oh, and the Jews too, I how could I forget them?

None, obviously, because football players are supposed to be tough guys who never show any sign of weakness. Junior Seau’s tragic death should dispel any notions that Rhonda’s thoughts where strange or unique.

OMG what vaccuum is it you have to telllll meeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You clearly didn’t hang out in the correct pool halls.

This is of particular relevance for us increasingly fat-assed US citizens.

As far as I’m concerned, a luxury truck is any truck whose non-commercial use options means it costs as much as an equivalent luxury sedan. Here are some of those features on the F-150 Platinum:

I had just turned 20 when this came out and let’s just say that Evil SMG... ticked all of the boxes. For that I will support any and all remakes/sequels/derivatives. COME AT ME INTERNET.

I’ve read all the horror stories of German cars and just bought a CPO A7 last month. I’m nervous, but feel given my ownership history of ‘85 Fiero > ‘99 Avenger > ‘04 Stratus I’m well prepared for German car ownership.

Don’t be silly. Of course the answer is always Miata. Just turns out Viper may also be the answer as well.

On the bright side, how much worse could the electrical be after spending a decade and a half underwater?

Oran’s Dictionary of the Law (1983) defines treason as “...[a]...citizen’s actions to help a foreign government overthrow, make war against, or seriously injure the [parent nation].”

I really hope you’re right about this. I’ve been looking to buy a small, practical pickup for my occasional small, practical pickup needs but all I see on craigslist are full-size trucks that I’d struggle to fit in my garage and are more truck than I need anyway. I’m looking forward to being able to pick up a used one…

Ugh on this car’s looks. Even from where I’m sitting I can feel the banality emanating from it.

So in other words, it’s got a 440 cubic inch motor, cop tires, cop suspension, and cop shocks?

Fuel economy hasn’t been optimized to the extent as those other factors you mentioned because the US has (almost) always had cheap fuel. We demanded more speed as our driving distances increased, demanded more safety as our speed increased, and demanded better emissions as our concern for the environment increased.…

I dunno. There’s always that moment where you go from happy optimism because the fix consists of replacing a single part to profound sadness when you realize the part in question is located on the back of the engine right next to the firewall.

Or just trailer it in “because you don’t want to risk getting hit by the crappy drivers around here.”

Pfft, nothing a little Bondo and duct tape can’t fix...

Look at the bright side, you have lots of cars to get parts from when your Celebrity starts falling apart:

I served on a trial jury a couple of years ago for a domestic violence case. We didn’t take very long to come to a verdict although one guy in particular agreed to go along with the majority in order to reach a consensus. Myself and two others were arguing our side the strongest and it was clear he didn’t want to have…