But then you have to move to a new town and live in a barn owned by an old man as you slowly class up a really shady bar. As it turns out, despite your best intentions to put the throat ripping past behind you, tensions between your new bar and a local gang boss will increase to the point where you have to bust out you…

So the kiss that Tina doesn’t really like talking about? Anyone feel like discussing that? Anyone else laugh a whole lot at that and then suddenly stop thinking any further about it?

What got me about the “Call me when you’re a hardware engineer” line was Bob’s quick little supportive, “Hm.”

“Big Old Kitties” is officially Bob’s Burgers best business name.

They were as dull as the game so far.  Man, I miss this guy...

...“paper and pencil”. Very old school. It’s an age thing.

I love a paper list!

I think you’re right that seating arrangements are the most misunderstood bit of restaurants. Whether it’s not seating incomplete parties, not giving people larger tables, not pushing tables together, or making people wait when there are seemingly empty tables. Or even just what the host does, and what they’re there…

I’m a new mom, and it’s been a while since I could go out for a long dinner with my girlfriends (who are also mostly moms of young kids).

We had a reservation and we would have ordered drinks and appetizers right away if we’d been seated, so why did they make us wait?

No offence to the other 3, but Janelle Monae should really be a headliner here.

When there’s half a dozen people on the chain and they all need to see every email, then yes, manually adding people to every email one sends is hugely tedious. It’s not generally acceptable (anywhere I’ve worked, anyway) to randomly excise people from part of a conversation like that merely because you feel like it.…

Between Scarving Children and the Knitcracker, Bob’s Burgers’ so-bad-it’s-actually-awesome pun game was seriously on-point.

Do you know what peripheral vision is?

I felt tempted to call this an A- episode myself but this grade will do. Edith and Harold may rub some people the wrong way but I find their grumpy old person shtick hilarious.

An Edith plot was a dream come true for me.

“Your car looks like it has ants”

“It does”

“I feel bad for them”

The Riverbottom Nightmare Band started me on the road that led to death metal.

Same goes for women.  If you’re going to hover then put the fucking seat up like a man.  I am always walking into stalls where the toilet seat is just splattered with piss.  Gross.

What does Golden Girls cereal taste like? Depends.