This shall be my all-time favorite Law & Order if they have a zombie Lenny Briscie sworn to serve justice.

This has been a PR disaster from the announcement.

The next Zelda game is for the 3DS. Which has a wealth of games.

Cool, but I haven't gotten around to buying a WiiU yet. ;)

So, have all the anti-consumer features been removed from the XBOne?

I wholly concur.

That's what I heard too.

I came up with this name years ago when a teenager (jr high), a character that had a half organic, half mechanical/electronic head (and perhaps body).

I disagree. Robots cost more than people to field and maintain, so a cost conscious army will keep the humans in from of the robots to keep the robot from getting damaged.

I am greatly opposed to this. iPhones should be able to frolic freely without chafing undergarments, as Jobs intended.

That's better than the original!

Am I alone in thinking that they look like well armed and armored BDSM enthusiasts?

I think the ESRB need to have two teen ratings, as games like Halo and GTA don't merit the same rating. I propose a new mid-teens rating called Teen-16 (or 15, I'm flexible on this point). It's for the many games that are more than Teen, but fall quite short of Mature.

And what stores should I avoid so that I may certainly not purchase this product immediately?

The Maro Bros. movie was a good movie with a good cast. It's problem lay in that it is a shitty adaptation, which overshadows all else.

I demand drunk cat gifs!

The game isn't all that big, you have to remember that a size able chunk on each disc is common data.

And even with all of the problems listed in the article or comments, I'd still rather take a blimp than any domestic US carrier.

My sister and I played Werewolf with some friends. We had great fun, and absolutely no breakouts of physical violence occurred whatsoever.