"Send me thine nudes, fair lady"

Low-hanging fruit.

Well now everyone knows about it, so great job keeping it quiet.

Cock.

The forehead ridges will have nipples now.

They're whole seconds of fun.

Rightfully so. Jurassic World was one big pile of shit.

That giant manbaby diaper-ass of his will take up the entire centerfold.

Every fucking day with this orange pig.

Are these guys 13 or something?

Sex-IST

GET THIS LOOK!
1/2 lb of Steel Wool: $4.99
Matte Black Spraypaint: $2.99

The cow probably smells better too.

That's the unnecessarily sexist prequel.

*HBO counters with teaser for new show Lick My Love Pump*

It's in your nature to destroy yourselves.

At least he can spend more time with his fam…. oh right.

Ronce Prattles

NelsonMuntz_haha.mp3

Rinse Peenbus