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Upvoted for Oranssi Pazuzu, love those guys.

*axe twirl*

It means the orange baby was up waaaaay past his bedtime due to over-indulgence of the Coke Button now that he's back from traveling.

Earth Continues To Be Stupid Shit Sphere

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I've never heard anyone anywhere call them “Ree-sees”

Top Marines Furious Over This One Tactical Jacket Taking The Prepper World By Storm

Correct.

Unless they're sick, dog balls don't stand out that much.

Nerds always be ragin'

*high five*

I'm already bored by this.

You can make an argument that those bands suck, too.

People like money.

Same, but someone else's vomit.

In short, Disney has more money than all gods put together so don't pity them one bit.

Hard pass.

ONLY RA CAN JUDGE ME

Dracula Unsold