SCREW YOU BENNIE

EXCELLENT

You could pave an eight-lane highway from here to the moon with the colossal amount of geek/gaming culture junk that's hawked to us every day.

How the fuck is a pre-owned game nearly twice the price of a new game?

THANK you, I see people on the social medias bragging about them constantly and they all look like plastic garbage.

I'd love to be a fly on the wall for a board meeting where someone is panicking because they absolutely, positively have to be airing football in one form or another, goddammit!

EXTREEEEEEEME FOOTBAAAAAAAALL!

Who's arguing? It's just meant to insult him.

Are there always this many romantic love triangle movies? Jesus.

THERE IS ONLY ONE T2

Yeah but spoken with real emotion by an actor with gravitas, it would be the highlight of the evening and would be shared online a billion times over. Nothing long-winded, nothing requiring pausing for applause, just a simple, straightforward and angry FUCK YOU that you know Trump would see over and over again and…

I want at least one person accepting an award to simply say "FUCK TRUMP" and walk off.

I'm zero percent interested in the soapbox rantings of shiny multimillionaire celebrities.

The Oscars should instead be three hours of Trump's head digitally inserted into humiliating film scenes from the last 100 years.

His naked puzzle basement is still around, though.

Is that one guy supposed to look like that?

WAKE UP PEEPLE

You can put some guac in there.

"WHHHOCKA-mo-LAY"

Johnnie Explains It All