If she'll place her chest on my face, I'd be happy to inspect it closer.

Pale, Sad Child Discovers Magical CGI Beast To Distract From Dying Parents is becoming its own genre at this point

Some images are simply too embarrassing to look at.

Most things in life are just okay.

Otherwise we'll all come back haunted.

Just on its own, that photo is obnoxious as fuck.

DAMMIT

There are, a lot of, commas, in, this, review, however.

TERMINATED

FUCK YOU, ASSHOLE

I cannot self-terminate, but right now I wish I could. Yikes.

– Trump

*hugs you thru the screen*

Upvoted for "ass I've crushed"

Fuck this book *

THE FOREMOST MAN RESPONSIBLE IS MILES BENNETT DYSON

CHILL OUT DICKWAD

SHE INTENDS TO CHANGE THE FUTURE

WHY DO YOU CRY

AFFIRMATIVE