Also "WALKERS" or "BITERS"

The Invisible Man Unclothed

It will. And yes it does.

Dracula Unfriended

Are they pronouncing it MUTE-nts or MYOO-TANTS?

No.

Let's fast-track that milk beverage synergy

I hear it's course and irritating, and it gets everywhere.

Maybe The Wolfman is a hunky young pro hoverboarder who moonlights (get it? work that joke in) as a dubstep producer. Things to highlight: 1) the abs, 2) Beats by Dre products, 3) some Chinese myth or something so we can sell it overseas.

Who is Dracula, how did he come to be and what motivates him? That's what I'd really like to know. I don't think any movie has ever covered that.

Oh for fuck's sake

Did someone tape a dinner roll to his chin?

Pictured: someone's mom in the 70s

"Doomsd'y, can you read back the last 5 minutes?"

Not sexy enough. They want all the money.

I spoke with someone recently who said this reboot was going to be all practical effects and little-to-no CGI in order to better match the tone of the 30s original. Despite that making no sense for a modern blockbuster, he had obviously dreamed it all up.

Yep, looks like ass.

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"Hey Sajdak!" *blam*

The Holly Hunter voice gets me every time.