This is good

The Phantom Penis

It's just an empty toilet paper roll.

My wife said, “Let me guess, she has sex with someone, because thats how girls catch superpowers!” I love my wife.

Nope I did. I was forced at gunpoint into theater where my eyelids were held open and my head strapped down.

so had to see this instead.

Yep! And she was designing and building the hazard suits for the trip so I got a little excited that maybe she would be the one to create the Fantastic Four outfits that work with their powers. Nope as far as we know the government made them.

So having seen the movie, how DOES Sue get her powers if she wasn’t on the trip?

She doesn’t even go on the trip, does she? Gets blasted by some energy when they come back if I remember right.

I am so impressed with Sue in that clip. Who knew she had her primary power before she even travelled to another dimension?

In early interviews, Trank said he wanted this movie to have the feel of an old-school David Cronenberg film

The one constant in Fox’s handling of the Fantastic Four franchise has been a sense of absolute contempt for the material. Fox doesn’t really want Fantastic Four, but they don’t want to waste the rights they paid for. They tried making a kiddie film out of it, but people didn’t like it that much, so they went to the…

Fox was hoping to luck into a Bryan Singer situation where the guy just kind of knew what to do with property and save them from the horror of actually doing their jobs and caring for the Fantastic Four. In a perfect world they would realize that all they are doing is wasting money and playing “keep away” from Marvel.…

So far reading the reviews of this has been the most fun.

Went to see Resurrection F last night but was sold out so had to see this instead. Glad I only paid $4!