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The Phantom Penis

It's just an empty toilet paper roll.

I’d be like:

I can’t tell you how fast I’d be like, “YOU’RE DUMPED” if a dude said that about me.

If I’d have stayed there, I would have killed her.

The only way you can get a “truffle” flavor into something as cheap as potato chips is to use synthetic truffle oil, which is an abomination good people should not be forced to tolerate.

I've reached my Johnny Depp limit. I'm Depped out.

Obligs:

Beg to differ - nowadays they are working alongside people with college degrees and mountains of debt. That is a horror story if I've ever heard one.

As someone in one of these "less desirable" industries who got promoted up, I feel like you're being unfair here.

It seems to me like teens are more focused on volunteering and unpaid internships, because they think that will be more important for their resumes than a stint at McDonalds. They may be mistaken though. Colleges may care about your volunteering hours, but a lot of employers really only look at work experience. …

Summer Jobs also teach you that there are people who do these shitty jobs full time, year round, so you better hit the books if you want do something else with your life.

I couldn't agree more. I think FO3 has a better designed world map yet NV has that something... And The Lonesome Road truly felt like I was taking a long and lonely journey into a mass graveyard of the old world where I would be finally rest. That DLC had me SO invested. The way Ulysses described what happened was…