This poster is a masterpiece.

It isn't just about the whole phone's size. It's about SCREEN size. Having a screen that big means one handed, comfortable operation goes out the window. This is why I want sub-5 inch screens. Any bigger and it becomes impossible for me to control easily

You forgot the comma after "You," and before "Sir", dumbass. You focus in on screen size but ignore proper English. And blah blah blah blah blah blah blah. Try again. Troll harder," (another missed comma) "dummy".

It's also a year old and the new nexus is going to be like 5.9 inches.

I also rarely

Errr, they already have that! That's how your phone actually works. Wow.

The fact that they tagged both the dog and the infant made this an instant laugh for me.

Agreed. I feel like this is some slow build up of trust for these experiments, and around #30, their is going to be some carefully orchestrated crime pulled off using this group of hundreds if not thousands of people.

I guess you forgot about iPhone 4's antennagate

I thought you were saying that the iPhone 6 Plus won't BLEND and I was excited for a Blendtec video

i dont think i've ever typed with my phone on a flat surface

Speculation is that Apple will open up the NFC to devs in the next iteration of iOS (in a year, basically). If/when an iOS8 jailbreak happens, I assure you it will open up then.

I know, right! Look at all those words! There have to be, like, several dozens of words there!

If you didn't read the article, why are you critiquing it? That's so dumb.

I can only imagine your daily schedule:

Congratulations on getting the first comment in on this thread and utilizing that privilege to post the same old fandroid garbage that shows up on every iPhone-related post.

In my experience in Android, Swype has better word detection based on your swipe, but it's a little slower to react. SwiftKey has better next-word prediction and more customizability.

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If I could make one small change to the column, I would add a paragraph which read, "This beverage is not good and you should not buy it or drink it even if you are 'so-called edgy' and I am not saying that as some kind of reverse psychological ploy to get you to spend money on Red Bull Total Zero because this stuff…