Yeah, right. If he was so good ten years ago, then how come he’s not on the Cavs?

Huh, my favourite magician has always been Harry Houdidn’tgrabmyass.

From Maccabi to macabre.

And Colin Kaepernick is still unsigned. SMH!

When do they start signing guys from Pelican Bay?

Pelicans swallow fish, pride, and sign Josh Smith.

ALL’S WALL THAT ENDS BALL

I think if I ever came over someone’s house and saw one of these in their homes, I would act like Wilford Brimley’s character in The Thing where he just took a goddamn axe to everything around him.

Well I asked Alexa if this would be an issue for me and she said it was fine.

You joke, but this is a godsend for those of us trapped under a pile of fallen newspapers.

I.... I don’t get it? Man I’m getting old.

Early Bird Special is two Elis. Two Elis don’t make a right.

Or elite either.

Posting about Johnny Carson at midnight on the east coast? Isn’t it past your bedtime, grandpa?

I haven’t seen a Carson perform this kind of magic since Carnac the Magnificent!

Imagine how disorienting it must have been to be McCain in that moment: Accomplish something good for your team and get thumped in the butt and tossed on the ground for doing so.

“I learned it from you, Adrian Peterson! I learned it from you!”

He may have slapped some balls on that one. Bad form, dangerously low on the slap, and too close to the middle. Pick a cheek bro.

Are you saying the minnow has been lost?