Boss Hogg did it better:

Now, I know you’re not quitting on me. I need you to keep drinking those beers, so you can help me stop them Duke boys from spoiling all my crooked Hazzard County schemes!

Why does it seem like no one ever leaves timestamps? It’s great that you have linked the video, but it is nearly 2 hours long...

Um, yeah. Prayer from a religion that rejects LGBT as immoral or sin? No thank you very much.

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When is someone just going to start building these things commercially!? I’m not trying to screw around and DIY one, but I’d buy one in a heartbeat!

Also fun is responding with questions that have absolutely nothing to do with the pitch, but play it totally straight...or just turn the crazy up to 11

Am...am I the only person who eats them whole? Please tell me I’m not...I mean I always knew it was different, but I didn’t think it was totally weird. I read this and was like “wait...the tops? but you can eat those!”

She clearly used steroids because she is completely covered in fur. I'm assuming that's you posing with her?

Good thing you kept the dog anonymous.

And what about the ones on a mouse pad? Most mice become unusable if you put your palm that far back.