Am...am I the only person who eats them whole? Please tell me I’m not...I mean I always knew it was different, but I didn’t think it was totally weird. I read this and was like “wait...the tops? but you can eat those!”

She clearly used steroids because she is completely covered in fur. I'm assuming that's you posing with her?

Good thing you kept the dog anonymous.

And what about the ones on a mouse pad? Most mice become unusable if you put your palm that far back.