Oh, I’ll be thrilled if it’s half that film!

I’m reminded of Tarsem Singh’s “The Fall”.

The big bad will be the inherent unfairness of the US legal system against those without money.

I really don’t care about anyone from Rogue One

I love all the talent that will be involved in the new Gremlins animated show. What I don’t like it’s that it’s set in Shanghai, because “Mogwai” is very specifically a Cantonese word (means Devil or Demon). The Shanghainese and Mandarin versions mean the same thing, but they’re not pronounced the same. True, neither…

This isn’t to say, “No one can touch Maggie Cheung’s performance and remaking the film seems like a weird move,” but.... no can touch Maggie Cheung’s performance and remaking it seems like a weird move.

A scene with a kiss between 2 fire elements has already been removed for Saudi Arabian audiences

“In a city where fire, water, land, & air residents live together, a fiery young woman & a go-with-the-flow guy will discover something elemental: How much they have in common.”

This is the kind of burn Chan normally only experiences when sliding down a three-story pole covered with lights, then falling through a glass roof into a mall kiosk.

What? No! I swear I misspoke! I’m a good person! A good person! 

“One of the good ones?” Seriously? I bet next you’ll tell us that some of your best friends are cancelled Hulu shows.

I wouldn’t even give them 50% accurate. Maybe in lab conditions with some pretty strict standards and very simple questions.

All these things do is detect a bunch of physiological reactions, and assume they represent stress. That that stress can be consistently tied to lying.

Sorry, my timeline doesn’t even believe vaccines work. Everyone here definitely thinks polygraphs are foolproof lie detectors.

Are people really this unaware that polygraph tests don’t work. They are only about 50% accurate, which makes them literally useless. The fact that we use them in court cases is truly scary.

I think they just call it “football.” 

Why not cast them both? Jon H. and H. Jon is the action-comedy duo we all deserve.

“If Leah Remini doesn’t like it, tell her to wait 10 minutes and try to sell her pathetic story for another interview to make her feel better.”

Thanks for your input, but we’re really not interested in your personality test. 

Instead of Jon Hamm they should’ve cast H. Jon Benjamin instead because Archer singlehandedly kept Danger Zone a thing throughout the twenty first century.