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I think Nic Cage has earned the right to be called whatever he damn well pleases.

“How do you feel about a ‘no’?”

“Yes I can hear you, Clem Fandango!”

“I flash freeze all my produce in carbonite to lock in the freshness.”

Is it me or the Tusken that fight Bobba Fett is female Tusken. Did they end up sleeping together? And yes Fett’s cloth and gaffi stick definitely belongs to that Tusken Raider.

I can only imagine how difficult Matt Berry’s VO sessions must have been for this.

The guy already owns a chain of Taiwanese tea shops.

I know writers who use droids, and they’re all cowards!

I do, but that’s because I’ve written more books than I’ve read.

Nobody ever thinks of Garth Marenghi’s Darkplace.

So Matt Berry and Richard Ayoade have both voiced Star Wars droids now, huh?
When do we get Chris O’Dowd and Katherine Parkinson robots?  And hell, throw in a gloomy Noel Fielding droid while we’re at it.

MADDEN SUCCUMBS TO MADDEN CURSE

What the others are saying is true; it sounds ridiculous and even offensive to say “focus on the positive!” but it can actually make a difference when done right. My life is pretty awful right now, with intractable problem after intractable problem weighing me down. Cutting way down on news consumption and certain

Because while a lot of things may get worse globally, that doesn’t mean there’s not joy for us individually. Sorry to hear of your toxic loved ones, but there’s lots of good people out there to befriend. There are lots of wonderful films and art and experiences out there. I know things seem bleak at the moment, but

I’m sorry to hear you’re feeling this way. But my point is that things are not as bad as the media or internet websites, commenters/trolls often make it look. Promoting doom cycles and exagerrating problems gets attention and therefore gets clicks and money. This is still one of the best times to be alive. 

aww, we love ya, buddy :)

I absolutely adore your user name and avatar.

>he told her she “would never sing again” and that he’d “blacklist” her if she “ever told a soul about what happened.”

More like Mr. Big House, am I right? 

He’s forever in debt to Alfred’s priceless advice.