Hey, everyone! Check out this person denigrating anyone who has a higher capacity for Marvel!

Coincidentally, ‘clumsy regressive imperial nostalgic garbage trying to skate by with a thin layer of jokey irony’ would also be my review for the current UK government.

Short Round is his professional name.

Michelle Yeoh, James Hong, Jenny Slate AND Mr. “No Time for Love, Dr. Jones” himself, Ke Huy Quan?!  This is a must-see based on the casting alone.

Facing off, eh?

I believe this was Dowd’s way of respecting the spoiler embargo but confirming the rumours that Kraven the Hunter will appear played by Dame Judi Dench.

Holy shit, that’s him! I never would’ve noticed. Of course he’s a 50 year old man by now, so that’s kind of a big difference. That they cast him in this is a beautiful thing for sure.

This does look really interesting, especially with a woman nearing 60 years old at the center of it all.  And I love the return of Quan/Short Round in front of the camera!

“Wait, is that Data? Holy shit, that’s Data!”

Ooooo. I am very much down for movies featuring women of a certain age who totally kick ass, because we do.

Unfortunately this movie has muscled out every other movie that has been released in the last few weeks, several of which I wanted to see. It’s showing on nearly every screen within a 50 mile radius of my house (except for a couple of art house theaters). My only other option is Nightmare Alley, which fortunately I wan…

Almost like it’s relevant or something...

For a second there I thought Armand VII was going to be more important...

I’m sure there’s fanfic...

I keep seeing people say “the watch is a secret about Laura’s past!” or “Clint is trying to protect a friend by getting the watch back!” & it makes me wonder if any of them have ever seen anyone tell the “I have a friend who...” lie before.

That really reminded me of the parts in Ghost Dog when Ghost Dog, who doesn’t understand French, and his best friend, the ice cream vendor who speaks only French, would be talking with no way of understanding each other, but one would repeat what the other just said in his own language, because they were just so in…

If anything, I would say that Thanos was half-right.

The song they are listening to at Kate’s aunt’s apartment when Clint returns is Bells, Bells, Bells, from Christmas in the Stars, The Star Wars Christmas Album. Less well-known than the Holiday Special, but equally as bad. Worth listening to if only to hear the teenaged recording debut of John Bongiovi, who went on…

Let alone then at some point Maya starts with the masked woman before again starting fighting with her. There was no reason in the way the fight progressed.

All Hail Tarkin, it’s Siede.

The most obvious answer for the watch is Laura and the she is a former Mockingbird who is retired. One theory going around is that she hasn’t left the farm in years, because of how badly evildoers want to get her. How she crossed paths with Maya/Kingpin/whoever is above Maya, is another…