I’ve been putting on weight over the years for my role... now I just need to become an actor, find out what that role is, and book it.

My dear boy, why don’t you just try acting?

He always managed to have a “these people are all idiots” look in his eye, no matter the role.

How about just trusting Wright? If he wants to do a sequel, what’s the problem here?

They were going to set the sequel in Japan, but nobody puts Baby in a Corona.

Whooping crane cough.

Mump-pets

(Big) chickenpox.

Nonsense. Cookie Monster is a very intelligent monster. He’s taken part in numerous discussions on this very site, and always behaves reasonably.

Avian Flu.

(We don’t actually know what vaccines you give a large, simple bird.)

My 18yo daughter was at the TS show. When the surge happened she was terrified, and with the help of a friend was able to fight were way back out of the crowd. She was so upset/disturbed they left the show. Same thing happenedd to me in ‘89 at Monsters of Rock. Was about 80 feet from stage when Van Halen came on, and…

To make sure you can read the text clearly, you may want to put a monocle on.

So glad to see an actress resisting the industry pressures to keep working, and instead rely on medical wisdom to care for her body. Now to take a gigantic sip of coffee as I google this rising star

My earliest memory of watching a sports event was the ‘85 Bears-Patriots Superbowl, so I guess I’ve been at this dumb shit for 36 years now, and never at any point in all that time have I wanted an athlete to succeed as much as I do Jordan Love this Sunday. I think I would probably give up a kidney if he could post…

I go to church every goddamn Sunday! You gonna bring the demons out of me?!?

I am freakin PUMPED! I been drinking green tea all day!

How could y’all forget The Midnight Coterie of Sinister Intruders”?! Blasphemy.

Who’s to say? 

Was he a good dog?