Don’t stop believing that - but I think the reason they stopped the show at that point is that once all that stuff happens the show becomes pretty boring...who wants to watch the Sopranos if they never argue?

What about a show about an Old Tony? You know, after the family shares a plate of onion rings and bonds on an otherwise uneventful night out, and AJ gets his shit together, Meadow becomes a successful if somewhat boring contract lawyer, and Tony and Carmela go to marriage counseling an work out their issues? And then…

Pie-O-My WAS living happily on a NY farm until the AV Club blew his cover and now will have to go back into the witness relocation program.

They need to jettison some of the older cast members to get the rebuild going and get a lower draft pick

It's just going to be "Too Many Cooks" next year. 

James Austin Johnson does an incredible Trump impression. Most likely he’ll be doing Trump on SNL.

James Austin Johnson does an incredible Trump impression. Most likely he’ll be doing Trump on SNL.

People spent a lot of time wondering about Cecily, Kate, Kenan, Aidy, but Beck leaving SNL is actually a sneaky big loss. He’s essentially been SNL’s glue guy during his tenure. A consistently solid performer that makes every sketch he’s in work. He was in the mold of Phil Hartman/Jason Sudekis where they may not be th…

“Did you know the answer is...?"

I’ve thought the same thing. Or ‘How about’? Would the producers and/or host get irritated and tell you to can it?

“Would I be remiss in thinking that the answer is…”

While I was explaining Jeopardy to my young daughter the other day it occurred to me it would be funny if someone’s gimmick was to answer with “is it” rather than the conventional “who/what is”

He doesn’t bet it all on every Daily Double, but he does do so early, and goes big until he has a commanding lead. Unlike James and his “Fuck everything we’re doing five blades” plan, it’s clear he’s having a blast and just wants to stick around as long as possible.

Unfortunately, his run’s been kinda blah. He’s not as charismatic as Ken Jennings or James Holzhauer (which is saying something regarding Jennings), his tendency to say “What’s” for every question gets irritating, and since he doesn’t go for broke like James did, his runaways are just boring.

Our Partially Gelatinated Non-Dairy Gum-Based Beverage machine is never broken.

I may drive over from Utica to experience such a completely alien and unfamiliar cuisine.

Sorry but I need an endorsement from Mekhi Pfifer before I go.

Now we need a “Seymour’s Steamed Hams” food truck.
I live in Albany, do not steal my idea.

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The over-under on this is officially Flava Flav’s fried chicken restaurant, which made it 90 days.

On the one hand, this is not in a small town in Iowa.  On the other hand, Flav actually went to culinary school.