Did I do that?

Guy biking into a photo of a road for me: that’s straight out of Looney Tunes.

He’s on a press tour for a Disney Plus show. That he got anywhere NEAR discussing American perceptions of police work in 2021 in connection with his roles (especially considering the show he’s promoting is a show about American law enforcement) probably had 3 different PR reps making cut-off signs at their throats.

If you read that entire book every year, it better be your favorite novel! (“Catch-22" is mine, and I get around to it about every four or five years.)

I mean, I would definitely watch GI Joe Origins: Quick Kick. And probably GI Origins: Road Block. And most certainly GI Origins: Shipwreck.

When it showed up on Twitter I made fun of it and called it “Jitterbug 2.0” and “Boomer Phone”. Then pointed out it’s probably just a cheap drop shipped Chinese Android phone. This led to me being blocked by Finman and he hid my responses, but by then they were retweeted by others.

It was a revelation when I figured out you could mix and match GI Joe parts with only a small Phillips-Head screwdriver.

The problem with “Origins” in the title is that it pretty much confirms that they want to make an Avengers universe out of G.I. Joe and that just doesn’t quite work. Who the f**k wants to see “GI Joe Origins: Dial Tone?”

Fun fact: Frank Herbert wrote the first draft of Harold and Muad’dib, but the studios hated it.

I liked to take mine apart and reconstruct them into my own unique dudes who were, clearly, stronger than any of the regular Joes.

- I can’t believe you’d piss off Reginald VelJohnson for me!

*Gary Dell’Abate voice*

Baba Booey! Baba Booey!

*Marcel Marceau voice*

I had a lot of fun twisting my action figures around and around and then letting them go so they would spin around like helicopter blades, until the rubber band in one of them snapped, and I inadvertently gave one of my Joes a traumatic hemicorporectory.

IMO, the only thing Clerks 2 really had going for it was that amazing dance break by the flash mob, to the Jackson 5's ABC.

Wesley Snipes as Whistler would be great, actually.

I’m not familiar with the comic book version of Blade so maybe he fits that better, but I am having trouble aligning him with the Snipes/on screen version. Also will be hard just to imagine him in the Marvel Universe as anyone other than Cottonmouth, which was just an epic portrayal.

Maybe the only positive about this whole space tourism is that it gives us a solid opportunity to quote Airplane II: The Sequel.

I mean, I love Mila Kunis and all, but I’m not thrilled that she deprived us of a chance to get rid of Ashton Kutcher.