Because torture doesn’t fucking work.

Its amazing that a man who publicly brags about his love of torture thinks video games are the exposure to violence that is corroding our culture. Sure me shooting hellbeasts in Doom is causing a mess, you just keep masturbating over war crimes

Why are both of our parties refusing to address this epidemic of doggie drug use? I don’t know if the answer is longer prison sentences for these depraved canines, or some sort of therapy, but we need to be doing something.

you trying to get the pipe?

You’re wrong.

Athletics =/= sports.

To be fair, this even extends to the players. They are also not allowed to wear a winning team’s gear on the field.

he’ll keep himself sane by dribbling one of his 9000 baseballs with his free left hand

Ball hawk cock blocked by ace jock

If you have a few stories a day about a few cops being “bad apples,” then after a while, it ceases to be a “bad apples” situation and becomes systemic.

 Or, put in terms for the GOP. The misconduct rate is probably close the the welfare fraud rate, which means it’s a massive issue, right?

Do...do you not breathe the same air other people do all day?

Hi, Jason Whitlock!

Mike Hill is a sportscaster on FS1, the network Whitlock works for. Why are you so stupid?

I can’t stand Lavar Ball but this may be the greatest insult I’ve ever seen regarding this sellout: “Jason Whitlock can’t comment on anything but snacks.”

“when protestors do it and also engage in mob action threatening the safety of the people it’s not okay got it.”

So wait...let me get this straight.

He just has to whip himself into shape and make sure his ego doesn’t get bruised if he doesn’t get a majority of the carries. Maybe branch out to accommodate different facets of the offense, you know, switch it up.

God, Boston fans are the fucking worst. I made a little joke about Brady’s diet being bland and tasting bad and you have to tell me he has more superbowls than me? Seriously? Fuck you so hard.

“Take that data”

I’ve heard this argument a lot, but I think it assumes kids are wayyyyy dumber than they actually are.