Shaq went to LSU.

That is my favorite quip from the entire sketch.

When you spend your life *looking* for something constantly, you’re gonna find it. There are 300+ million people in our country, 6+ billion worldwide, people are gonna be doing and saying stupid shit constantly.

“Nor are his fellow brothers out there ho’ing around, either.”

You should take that cane, and beat whoever made that suit to death.

Those didn’t affect the players on the field though. Therefore they aren’t important.

The point I’m making is that you’re being unreasonable. That levity is not a bad thing. Gawker (or whatever you want to call it) constantly fuels the outrage machine and takes shit *way* too seriously. That’s the point.

He “attacked” his own kids. Is laughing at his joke because of a shared experience with children being awful sometimes now an attack on somebody? Come on, man.

I like sarcasm.

The dude throws matches on a whim. That’s deplorable for a professional athlete.

Would your peers consider them athletes? The ones that don’t play a lot of video games?

“making them seem more like a sport than firing a gun at a standing target.”

This is a test post, can anyone see it?

What uniforms?

Do people not understand that the gag order stuff was specifically to secure a conviction? Do you want him to be sent away for the rest of his life or do you want to tell your story? Because this is how he’s going to get away with things.

Okay, so are you up in arms about US Men getting *way* less than their women counterparts in hockey for the national teams?

“It’s not like the 7,464 fans/game vs 18,945fans/game means anything in terms of revenue... which you know, pay the salaries.”

Are you serious right now? The USWNT loses to boy’s high school teams. Let’s have them play against the worst teams the men’s team plays against and see how well they do.

Sure it did. The Cardinals missed the playoffs.

I think you’re making an awful lot of assumptions here. The kid has a hell of a resume.