Best use for L’eggs eggs ever! I wish I’d thought of that! I am so old I recall when the only nylons you could get for women of color was “Red Fox” or “Cinnamon”. Now that no one wants to wear hose anymore, there are a ton of colors! I don’t know, during certain times, in particular settings, hosiery may make…

My first thought was, well, everybody in this deal pretty much got what they deserved. HOWEVER, if you are an old azz 80+ year old man and you are looking for “companionship” with someone young enough to be your great-great daughter, you are taking in informed risk. I mean, you had to know that they were only…

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Hey, Miz Nikki, what is your problem? First off, thank goodness dude was only selling stupid t-shirts and not drugs to kids on the side of the road. Second, that real shizzle is ridiculously overpriced. Third, I hope you paid dude FULL PRICE for any shirts you did buy. Fourth, WTF? He doesn’t appear to be well off and…

I always thought Ms. Goldberg was suspect and that was waaaaaaaay back when she was performing in San Francisco. Then the whole Ted Danson in blackface thing happened and I was pretty much done with that woman. She is talented, no doubt, but she speaks for Whoopie and Whoopie only. I do not feel she “represents” in…

Wow. I am numb. I feel like you simply cannot do anything anymore as a Black person in America without fear of the police stopping you for something random. Three days in jail AND a fine for allegedly not signalling a turn? Is this true? Are you kidding me? How does it feel to know you can leave your house and never…

I have rarely had a good experience with anyone named “Chip” or even “Skip” for that matter. Okay, there’s Chips Ahoy, but that’s a plural name.

Sophia and Sheree have an eerie similarity when you look at them. Was there no one already on staff capable of handling this position? Had they not been developing someone just in case?

Oh, my dear Miss Brown. I wish I could hug you right now. An “Auntie” hug, 100%.

Really, Gawker? You had Bobby FINGER “report” on a (an) hand injury? How punny!

I honestly don’t get what’s up with Bobby J. Remember when he did that GOP rebuttal to the President and he came sweeping out like Scarlett O’Hara?

Why should white people have all the crazies? Equal opportunity. Why does Doc Carson talk like Terrance Howard’s uncle? Stacey Dash looks fabulous but she is obviously clueless. You have to love America. There is a place for everyone here.

That performance was awful. How many palominos had to die to for those wigs? And, you have to actually give it to Miss Britney, she made it clear Miz Iggy cannot dance. At all. I tried to “get” Miz Iggy but I decided, what’s the point? I’m sure she’s a very nice girl but there is no real reason for her “entertainment”…

Lord Kraven? Really? I am dying of laughter. He so looks like one of my old neighbors from the hood - BJ, who was fresh out of state prison and favored powder blue satin warm up suits. He had the exact same facial hair and stance.

It was my 30th birthday. Traumatizing enough, right? The night before my girlfriends and I had seen a concert with a relatively famous band and got drunk. And, spent the night at the hotel. Where we also worked. It was Lake Tahoe, in the late 80's. Summertime. The next night, after spending the day outdoors at a…