Just a few weeks ago, I was driving home down I-94 through Kalamazoo, MI when I saw cars scatter in front of me like they were the Red Sea parting. Next thing I see is a brand new Lazy Boy Recliner tumbling down the highway at 75mph. Shrapnel flying everywhere; foam bits, chair bits, box bits, metal bits. After…

That puts them ahead of 17 other states. Pretty much right in the middle.

Texas, as always, keeping their priorities straight.

Unpopular opinion:

Hi Justin.

Wait, let's just charge every electric car with the energy created by those electric cars passing over speed bumps every 5 feet. Instant, unlimited energy! You're welcome Earth.

These autonomous driving sensors are getting out of hand.

It’s function as a switch is unimportant. It was simply there to whip journalists into a frothy craze about some secret purpose. Mission accomplished.

Which is a copy of The Thomas Crown Affair mustang.

Why buy this new car with a warranty when for the same price you could buy some problematic high mileage car that is half the price of a well sorted low mileage example? This is why.

Profits are of course every business’s goal; but once you dilute a brand name you can’t get that back.

It’s almost like they’re in business to make money rather than in business for another reason that has never existed in the history of businesses larger than your buddies craft beer mug shop.

Whatever man. Having a bunch or really insanely nice and cool cars doesn’t mean you have a small dick. I’m sick of this shit. I drive a really awful car and my dick is small and bad.

This guy is my hero!

Brady looked deflated

Shhh, don’t spoil it. They are from Texas and Florida, let’s see how long it takes them to figure it out...

Matt LeBlanc is officially very cool.

I am one of the tired few that transcend the Seinfeld/Friends line in the sand. I love them both, more for different reasons, but nonetheless, I love them both.