If I had balls to go with the alleged amount of money in our joint account (something something “emergency fund” blablabla), this thing, this car, would be parked outside. But then again my wife would kill me in my sleep. Decisions decisions.

This is the 20% nicer Gawker. They’re just helping someone blackmail his gay dog.

Way to coin a phrase.

Even a broken power unit is right twice a day, amirite?

I love he carved a mouse out of wood for the test. You can tell he’s having fun.

Easy problem. Just buy 3 more C63s.

“In 30 years when you’re at a Cars & Coffee you’ll walk right past the Z06 for the 2015 Viper.”

I’m under the impression that if anything kicks off that at some point in the future may be of significance to the US, special forces of some type are on the ground within the week, if not less. Delta is a spooky bunch. They operate on a higher level and they don’t get recognition.

Man I hate it when my oil isn’t oiled. Typically it is though

It is at this point that my wife - who is awesome, and kind, and patient, and giving - would murder me.

This stroke of German engineering genius still exists in the present-day 981 and 991. If your battery dies, the procedure is:

“We noticed you used your computer for personal reasons”

You clicked the link, right? That’s why.

I don’t know if this is the most ridiculous, but this ad campaign irritates me more than any other commercials. If you think about them, they’re all have fucking horrible messages.

I hope it’s okay to say this, but I want to punch these actors in the face whenever I see this train wreck of a commercial.

Love the super low profile tires on the right side and the stock ones on the left.

I’m so glad he did run on that play. Just so I could lol at the Mets fans in this photo...

Looks like the author never drove a Bobcat

Maybe they should re-open the case on the idiots throwing rocks and attacking the cars as well.

I just had a great idea, robotic rider figure 8 motorcycle racing. It would be awesome. Oh the electronic carnage.