So you're plugging your site with for-pay services, but I thought you had some pretty good reads on there as well. Nice work, keep it up!

And it came from the moon!

Seriously. That's a slap I can get... behind.

I'd like to see some of the old IPs resurface in some form.

Two people have quoted the exact scene.

Nintendo Virtual Console eShop cross-buy: If I have Super Mario Bros. on my DSi and my Wii and 3DS, I want to be able to download it for my Wii U. Or vice versa, whatever.

F-Zero for Wii U. Put the Mario Kart 8 team on it.

Yeah that is kind of an important distinction.

HALF-LIFE 3(DS) CONFIRMED

So are all the E3 comics going to be cynical "I hate being here, all these games are stupid" posts?

Actually, I thought I heard Capcom was changing it again.

Well I have never hunted the creatures of the night, myself, but I imagine if such a device existed that allowed me to combat dangerous foes from a distance but still exercise deadly force in a life or death situation, I think I'd want one or two.

I appreciate the irony that the Xbox One is the banner ad du jour on this liveblog.

Yep. That girl is Poison.

Oh god, the horror!

Maybe the SSMB:M music puts it over the top for me, but I *love* this.

Well, good for him, y'know? You gotta be good at something.

I feel like Pete Holmes is determined to be the least funny person on TV.

So, are you saying that the TV preacher is right? The article isn't super nuanced or anything, but it's pretty cut-and-dry. Unless this is just another "well I hate everything Fox network-based so bla bla" in which case that really isn't fair to Chris Person, you'd just be transferring your own bias into criticism of…

...oh, this is what you meant by Metal Gear? I thought it was young Joanna Dark.