I feel like I've seen so many of these pieces before... Nintendo Power maybe?

Seriously. I couldn't even make it through the whole thing.

Aw, jeez. I was wondering the same thing, I didn't even notice the gauntlet.

The one thing that's held me back from pre-ordering a next-gen console is that there's not really been a list of what games will be available at launch. I'm sure there'll be something out there, but why get a console without any games? It's possible there won't be anything I want at launch.

"Pretty girls in great cosplay always brings a smile to my face."

My town theme is pretty simple, but I like it:

I did a little update to the Junes theme song that is a little more accurate:

Y'know, I can see it having some potential, but the out-of-the-box controller has unacceptable lag. It's generally ok for games like Final Fantasy III, but playing Canabalt is impossible after a short while, let alone something like League of Evil or any demanding emulated game.

yessssssssssss

"Another thing: not all women have vaginas. This fact makes the game exclusionary."

I wonder if the red hair is a nod to the original Princess Toadstool sprite. Because that'd be pretty subtle.

Charter in northern semirural Michigan isn't terrible, but my ping sucks. Of course, it's pinging a server a hundred miles away as opposed to one in town like some city folks get. I guess it's nothing to sniff at though.

You know what, I liked this. It also made me think that you could fit the whole of the original trilogy into one film and not lose much.

Yeah but even then they'll kill Uncle Pennybags off later and tell everyone they're supposed to think its a great idea.

I'm not entirely sure I get it. Playing a palette swapped version of Ikari Warriors is supposed to be a metaphor for racism?

+1

I like Mary Elizabeth Winstead, but I thought she looked terrible in the role. pseudoKinesis – or whomever you are if that's not a legit account – my hat's off to you. You look great!

I love the hell out of the games' soundtracks, no doubt. Though I would argue a little, that Wild ARMs 1 and 2 don't do the wild west thing even remotely as well as the third installment, (which executes it to a T), and Wild ARMs 2's translation and localization made it a particularly bitter slog after awhile, but…

I feel even older, as I remember the big huge several-world preview of Super Mario Bros. 2. So that's cool.

You could have Michael narrate instructions for minigames that you'd play to do stuff like hack computers or set up traps and things. He even talks like video game instructions with the highlighted text.