He’s gonna be working out with a medicine ball and boxing a kangaroo in his next ad. And then he’ll put on a record for a group of brown toddlers so they can learn words. 

Gotta say this about Uncle Joe:  He always wins the feats of strength on Festivus.

No malarkey; however shenanigans, monkey-shines and feats of physical and intellectual endurance, with or without bike chains, out behind the bike shed or in the public pool parking lot (RIP Corn Pop), up to and including fisticuffs will be had in the battle of the alter-kockers for the American Presidency, 2020.

Ain’t nobody capable of canceling Billy Dee Williams.

Please go see Star Wars when it comes out!  Ignore the haters who have “canceled” Billy Dee after the interview!

Edit 2: Argh, kinja is killing me today and showing double posts on multiple threads

Using “himself” and “herself” is about as personally identifiable at it gets.

Look at that picture! His head is big and his hand so small, and his hand in the one in the foreground!

“What the hell is gender fluid?”

How does he even get his pants on in the morning?

A question, and a mild criticism:

When your third testicle is Lindsay Graham, you probably have the T levels of a fence post.

Matt Gaetz sucking up to Trump, AGAIN.

Nancy gave em the full Baltimore today. I mean she went at that dude and left a fucking chalk outline Stevie Wonder could see. I mean to all those who didn’t want her as Speaker I hope you feel real stupid. The fact that she continually kicks him in the balls is what drives his ass crazy. Sadly there are no women…

All of them. The answer is all of them.

“as a single woman I’m not good enough to fucking raise [my kids]” after having her children taken away”

White people love to do that false equivalence shit, and still don’t get how ridiculous they sound.

Take your star and bloody well nail it to her head. Good christ, but...christ.

“I don’t wanna hear that white people are the fucking plague all the time!”

“She then notes that she’s been a victim of rape, false arrests and being told that “as a single woman I’m not good enough to fucking raise [my kids]” after having her children taken away, then adds, “How the fuck am I not a fucking marginalized member of this goddamn society?”