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No one thinks it’s going to be Cam or Mitchell? The way this show has handled gay characters, it should not surprise anyone if it went for the bury your gays trope. 

The new Bat signal is just Jon Hamm dangling his penis in front of a flood light.

Here is my defense of meal kits:

Long before the Beastie Boys turned 45, Eminem’s age now, they were pretty ashamed of just about everything to do with License to Ill.

The only disappointing thing about that scene is they didn’t charge up immediately after.

That scene made me gay. Technically, genetics and an emotionally vacant father made me gay, but that scene triggered the physical expression.

And what awful behavior have Big Bang Theory fans done? I haven’t heard of Raj-Wolowitz shippers harassing Melissa Rauch off Twitter.

Yeh, the fact that Star Wars isn’t on here despite being the leading example of shitty fandom invalidates this whole thing.

Imagine that poor bastard who lived for decades in the shadow of Jack.

If she had given the diamond to her daughter, Billy Zane’s relatives would probably have claimed ownership and wrapped them up in a lengthy, stressful legal battle that would eventually displace whatever happiness it could have afforded them.

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There’s a new remix out today of the fun Ghost track “Dance Macabre” that makes it feel even more like it belongs in an ‘80s movie montage...

Oh, we were all such sweet summer children then.

Yes! Would totally put The Opposite of Sex on this list.

I happened to take a gander at their best of 1997 list, and they don’t include Gattaca, which is easily the best movie of ‘97, or Fifth Element, which I get is not a great or beloved film but I’d put it in the top 20 most enjoyable movies of ‘97.

I don’t hate Shakespeare in Love as much as most people (the screenplay is pretty tight), but it’s hard not to think of that movie as peak Weinstein. He had perfected his Oscar campaign by this point, and it stole Best Picture from many more deserving movies. 

Because his shitty personality seeps all over his film.

Spice World and Armageddon are both shit. You have terrible taste in movies.

Buffalo 66 seriously? Gross gross gross. Not only is that a wholly unremarkable movie, but Vincent Gallo is by all accounts a complete dick. He apparently made Christina Ricci’s life a living hell, later convinced Chloe Sevigny to give him a blowjob onscreen in the name of art, and today is a massive Trump supporter.

It’s “virtue signaling” but I’m “virtual signaling” could be a thing too!

The creators of Game of Thrones pitched a similar idea for an I Dream of Jeanie reboot in which a white man keeps a black woman trapped in a bottle.