It all just sounds so fucking stupid. Apparently, the best line on the album, according to Kanye stans, is “I love your titties cuz they prove I can focus on two things at once.”

At least the guy died doing something he loved.

Is it the photo exposure, or is there a woman wearing Braveheart face paint?

It’s a pretty big day for music. I’m listening to Oneohtrix Point Never, which is interesting background noise but not really my thing.

Go to a site like Stereogum, and the commentariat there were up all night waiting for the listening party and falling all over themselves screeching about how genius album this is.

Putting aside the fact that he’s a MAGA asshole, lol at rhyming “me too” with “me too.” But do go on telling us how great a rapper Kanye is.

Weirdly, I like the back half best. “Heaven/Hell” (despite the cliche lyrics) and “Wonderland” are the two longest tracks on the album, especially given that “ii” is just an extended intro, and they have a lot more room to do something interesting. Iain and Martin’s synths actually sparkle between Lauren’s verses on…

I really dig Ghost. I’m curious if this album is going to be the one that finally pushes them into the mainstream. “Dance Macabre” should be an absolute monster hit this summer.

The new Chvrches album is a bland letdown. It’s the epitome of lazy songwriting, with nearly every track on the album just stuttering the song title: deliver-iver-iver-ance, get-get-get-get-get-out, never-ever-ever-say-bye. And they’ve stripped out the fun synth sequences that made the first two album so dynamic.

When he got divorced about 3 years ago, he had to file his finances then too. He also said he was $2.5 million in debt then and said it was money he owed to his legal defense team.

You can’t mention VNV Nation on a car site without talking about Ronan Harris’s love of classic cars. He owns a custom Nash...

I haven’t loved his latter stuff... but these are midsize theaters rather than the large arenas NIN typically plays in. And he still plays a lot of the old stuff and will probably close the shows with “Hurt.” Also, Jesus & Mary Chain are bad ass.

For these situations, I turn to Urbandictionary:

That last line!

Think I’m just going to log off the internet for the rest day after seeing that picture. Human beings never cease to amaze me with their brutality.

How is the story of Oney Judge a.) not taught in every school in America, and b.) not yet an amazing movie starring Yara Shahidi that’s going to win every damn Academy Award?

At the police headquarters, investigators discovered that his log in times were drastically different from the times that the valuables were taken from the gym’s lockers.

Camille needs to keep Emmett Till’s name outta her mouth.

Forever First Lady ... until she becomes our president.

If anyone was due for a comeback, it’s PE. Unfortunately, they dropped a new album for free online last summer and then immediately pulled it. It was very, very bad.