Nobody wears jocks anymore do they? When I played in high school 10 years ago nobody wore one. Compression shorts keep things contained well enough. I think Under Armour basically destroyed the jock strap industry.

Who else stopped reading at Gloria Allred?

I can't decide if I'm mildly annoyed at people scamming....or if I want to do that to get a Wii U.

Bad flag, the hit was to his chest. You can see him hit the front of his chest, right below the shoulder pad.

It's the sentence right before - he'll be on the exempt list until the criminal charges are adjudicated. Which suggests he'll be removed from the list once they are. The PA isn't claiming that Peterson is immune from additional sanctions, only that the league can't let him dangle on the exempt list while they figure…

Take 5 is awesome, but it doesn't get better than Reese's Peanut Butter Cups

The community service part is what cracks me up most. That implies that they think a college athlete taking money is in some way harmful to society.

Not news. We knew in the preseason that his contract would expire and they would not resign him. Hence why Christine Michael was such a popular dynasty league stash. They even hinted pretty strongly at it. Has nothing to do with any new revelations.

I don't know anything about the other two but Grace Helbig is incredibly talented and hardworking and her book most certainly doesn't herald the end of the credibility of the publishing industry as we know it. And she wasn't just handed the opportunity. She had to put together a pitch and shop it, just like everyone…

I seriously doubt that there will be a dumber response to this story, so I want to make sure you get the recognition you deserve.

We are in the process of collaboratively evaluating the most appropriate next steps with Kevin

"Listen, I fucked a hooker at the club and don't want to catch anything. I raw dogged her so I need something to kill that shit."

Don't forget Katy Perry asking, "Is this the one with the cocks?"

I didn't do a double-take until she basically told Oklahoma QB Trevor Knight that she wanted to fuck him on the air.

Umm, so I kinda have to call bullshit on this. Cal isn't in the top 3 in *any* county in the bay area? Sorry, they (at least) must be missing from the data.

"Yeah, why didn't the good kids ever pass it to me? I know they were busy nutmegging the entire defense before curling a thirty-yarder into the top corner, but dammit, it wasn't any fun knowing I'd never get the chance to sky a couple of the crossbar like I'd practiced at home!"

This dealership has completely awful reviews online... which mostly state that every car is covered in rust and looks as if it's never been cleaned... I wouldn't trust this price or the condition of this car.