I know there’s a lot of amazing and weird and incredible things that go into ‘the miracle of life’ aka growing a baby in your belly, but honestly the weirdest to me is that they can grow a wholeass head of hair while they’re in there and pop out fully coiffed! Like HAIR is GROWING in the AMNIOTIC SAC, WHAT?!

Well, the show ended with Carrie being my age (38) so she would be pushing 60 now.

I spent all January watching the series on hbo max, and being a black man who grew up watching the show, and now, I have to say that show was racist as fuck. When miranda had her Ginger baby who wouldn’t stop crying and she had a black mom who tried to help her... She was there, and then you realize she lived in a…

Charlotte would be an Instagram mom/influencer. Carrie would almost definitely be a blogger for a snarky gossip/lifestyle website (I said what I said). Carrie always seemed strongest writing, not speaking or performing in any way.

I came to say something similar. I’d like to see baby face, but will be happily reconciled to see an adoring big brother!

I remember someone (don’t remember who) did a work up of approximately where the apartments the Friends characters lived in were and what they would cost, and came to the conclusion that it would be so expensive than none of them with the jobs they had could come close to affording them. By like six figures.

Kelly makes purdeeee babeeees...

All four women were incredibly privileged. The only characters who had lifestyles that matched their paychecks were Samantha and Miranda.

Who would Carrie’s audience even be in 2021? She lacks the faux-spirituality of Goopy Paltrow. Her celebrity connections are way too tangental for the socialite angle. Is she still a fashion-forward enough to be a style influencer? The most reasonable plot for me would be Carrie trying to cover her rent with a couple…

This headline made me laugh. You savage, Harron.

Carrie would TOTALLY pivot to instagram influencer/podcaster territory. It’s just, like, no one has asked for this, right? I was done with them after the 3rd or 4th season, let alone that first and second movie (the second movie was the veritable nail in the coffin).

I don’t necessarily like either one of these two and I would not miss this movie for anything.

Because he’s kinda funny and has hilarious jabs against the Jenner/Kardashian sisters, we haven’t really de-normalized enough the fact this near 40 year old father of 3 keeps dating teenagers and people are like “meh.”

The Canary Trap!

Obvious explanation: If I was a Famous who suspected maybe one of my friends was selling gossip about me to tabloids, I might slip them something ridiculous as a test, like that I’m dating the My Pillow CEO, and see if it made its way into the gossip columns.

From Desperately Seeking Susan (1985):

Anna wears Manolo Blahniks. I would love to see her in the Jerz.

her little Louboutins clacking as she heaves a big sigh

I can’t believe you missed the opportunity to point out that the whole reason they had this house, quoting Teresa from the first season, is that “living in a house someone else lived in before is, like, so gross.” (Not an exact quote, but she did call it gross.) I wonder how that will play with whoever buys it?